So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My feet surprised me
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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