I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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