Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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