Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You were trust falling into bushes
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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