So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
