I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
As shirtless as possible
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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