You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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