I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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