Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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