he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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