If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You were trust falling into bushes
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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