He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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