I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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