I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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