She's JV to your varsity
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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