Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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