yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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