she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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