Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I wear drunk well.
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