Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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