adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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