can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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