It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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