She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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