Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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