Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
try to milk me bitch
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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