i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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