matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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