yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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