Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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