so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
