honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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