I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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