you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
