So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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