a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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