i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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