On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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