so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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