physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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