your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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