In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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