Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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