yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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