Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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