shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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