They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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