She is in my trunk
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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