as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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