so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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