Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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