Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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