dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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