i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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