i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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