I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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